First Gay Leprechaun Marriage!

The first gay leprechaun marriage has been held in Belfast, the gay capital of Ireland. The happy couple, Sean and Connor, exchanged the vows at Belfast City Hall in a small ceremony of close friends and family. The pair seemed to be delighted the whole way through, despite the growing number of protesters outside. They wore matching green suits, with gold belts, dickie bows, and bow on hat. On their way out Sean said " We've been waiting for this day for nearly 200 years now, people have always been against us, we were thrown out of our hometown a while back, and originally were disowned by both our families, but later on they came around and warmed to the idea. This is a big first in the leprechaun community but also a divider, it has taken years to persuade the King, Declan, to allow for this day to happen, but now that it has we cannot thank him enough." The pair are now away off to celebrate with quite a few pints of guinness, and a couple packets of tayto crisps.

Worlds Oldest Leprechaun Birth!!

Siobhán, worlds oldest leprechaun mother, finally gave birth to a healthy son. The baby is thought to be in good condition and weighed in at 6lb's 5oz's! The caesarean section was thought to be a risky procedure at Siobhán's age of 847, but was carried off brillantly with skilled precision from the doctors and midwifes. Siobhán's husband, Séamus, spoke to us about there latest arrival. "Wee Paddy's doing fine at the moment, I still can't believe he's finally here. We have other children, but when we found out Siobhán was pregnant again we were ecstatic! Its brilliant news! I do feel very old now looking around shops for baby clothes, they've changed a lot since the other children. But we did get him his wee green suits in the end, even if they did cost us a couple pots of gold."